01.23.11

Weather

Today's Horoscope:

The refs are being paid off. They will only call holding on Chicago.

SO, in light of this revelation--that the game is fixed--let us reconsider our bottom 5 states in the union, and where Wisconsin now stands.

Prior to 1.23

45) Indiana
46) Florida
47) Oklahoma
48) Kansas
49) Ohio
50) Michigan

Post 1.23

45) Indiana
46) Florida
47) Oklahoma
48) Wisconsin
49) Michigan
50) Ohio

Note: Since they are both shit-pots Michigan and Ohio usually switch off being the worst state in the union every leap-year; the change was spontaneous.