Wednesday, September 29, 2010

9.29.10

Bright and sunny today. Go outside.

Today's Horoscope: There are no clouds outside to align with the sun, and speaking of which, the sun is bright and hot. Go outside.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

9.28.10

Bright and sunny today. Perfect Charlie temperature (around 65 degrees or so). Looks like it's gonna be a nice one today.

Yesterday, on the train, some ominous shit to my left (I was going south) and some straight beautiful shit on my right. During the "golden hour" it put this golden black glow on this squall line of nasty cumulonimbus clouds. Of course I was not afraid--I know which way the wind blows, (towards Indiana).

Today's Horoscope: Pieces is aligned with Jupiter and they are both encouraging you to hit the nearest McDonald's and leave their faucets running.

Planning on seeing the Walkmen this October 13th, there won't be a forecast that day because I'll be indoors (seeing the Walkmen)

Also the Fresh & Onlys sometime in early November. Again, no forecast that day because I'll be the only one having a good time.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

9.25.10

As of my last trip outside it is balmy, warm, and yet it is technically autumn. How about that?

I PREDICT that today will be warm, if not chilly--aggravatingly chilly. The next few days will be unpredictable; the weather will oscillate wildly between the warm Indian summer you want and the frigid winter you need.

I know what you are thinking, "what about global warming? Surely that will make this a MILD winter of some sort." Well let me tell you something about global warming: no matter how much warming you think the globe is currently experiencing it has nothing on the amount of freezing poised to stab us like a frigid and icy knife...stabbing you in the eye. Get ready.

Also, a 40% chance of winds up to 20 mph--basing this on a trend.

Furthermore: new Walkmen album is a slight disappointment. New Thermals album is also a slight disappointment. But these albums are disappointing because they share a very small, basic continuity with their previous efforts. Because they tried something new they are commendable to the extreme. If Lisbon sounded like a track-for-track ripoff of You and Me, well, I suppose there'd be some scathing criticism deserved.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

9.23.10

60% Chance of rain today. As of 2PM the temperature in area code 60422 is about 84 degrees Fahrenheit. The sun is popping through a scattered overcast, and the possibility of a sun shower is not to be dismissed.

Furthermore, Facebook.com has notified me that my account is being accessed by people other than me, so I guess that's the end of that.

Warm winds coming up from the south today.