Today seems a little grey.
Today's Horoscope: Never really got the Grateful Dead.
I've been schlepping this through every outlet I frequent (both of them). http://soundout-loud.blogspot.com/
Also I found this to be pretty fucking creepy until I found out it was fake. http://inuscreepystuff.blogspot.com/2010/09/majora.html
I think Ocarina of Time was the only N64 game that I've ever entirely completed, probably one of the few video games overall that I've beaten without the use of cheat codes. (It's not that I'm a cheater, it's more that I've got shit to do.)
Recovering, being a shut in, reading a lot about conspiracy theories. So far the "there are aliens on the moon!" is my favorite. Google image search "The Shard on the Moon" if you wanna know what's up.
Monday, January 31, 2011
Sunday, January 30, 2011
01.30.11
Went for a walk today. Kinda chilly, but it is nice out.
Today's Horoscope: Things may get out of hand.
Helen Keller session got panned today. Oh well.
Just wrapped up an article for the Sound out loud blog, I'm posting it even though I haven't been able to upload the mixtape...yet.
Album of the Week: This week's AOTW is not an album, it is a website with free music! All day I've let the playlist on http://skyboxmusic.com/ do its thing. Normally I don't like that arcade fire/decemberist brand of stupid shit but this band has been snorting the lines, so to speak.
Today's Horoscope: Things may get out of hand.
Helen Keller session got panned today. Oh well.
Just wrapped up an article for the Sound out loud blog, I'm posting it even though I haven't been able to upload the mixtape...yet.
Album of the Week: This week's AOTW is not an album, it is a website with free music! All day I've let the playlist on http://skyboxmusic.com/ do its thing. Normally I don't like that arcade fire/decemberist brand of stupid shit but this band has been snorting the lines, so to speak.
Saturday, January 29, 2011
01.29.11
I hope today will be alright. Planning on a walk if the best case scenario prevails.
Today's Horoscope: ARP's The Soft Wave is a great album but it has one truly awful track. The whole album has a great sense of continuity but if I forget to take out that one track the whole experience is ruined.
We complain a lot about entertainment. A book is bad. A movie is bad. An episode of a television series is bad. I just complained about a song.
I think we are very lucky to have these things to complain about, but we won't ever know the joy of experiencing these things for the first time and knowing that it will be a long time before we experience them again, if we ever experience them again.
Today's Horoscope: ARP's The Soft Wave is a great album but it has one truly awful track. The whole album has a great sense of continuity but if I forget to take out that one track the whole experience is ruined.
We complain a lot about entertainment. A book is bad. A movie is bad. An episode of a television series is bad. I just complained about a song.
I think we are very lucky to have these things to complain about, but we won't ever know the joy of experiencing these things for the first time and knowing that it will be a long time before we experience them again, if we ever experience them again.
Friday, January 28, 2011
01.28.11
Today seems nice and warm and sunny. I haven't checked tho'. As a matter of fact I haven't even left the house in two days.
Today's Horoscope: http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/page/7
Excerpt from the journal of Charles Harper:
"I've been in bed, erm, on the couch for a few days. By gently pressing on my swollen cheeks I can feel the stubborn masses of bruised tissue. My left cheek is far more swollen than my right, which leads me to believe Dr. P let one of his idiot residents have a go in the OR."
Today's Horoscope: http://www.themonkeysyouordered.com/page/7
Excerpt from the journal of Charles Harper:
"I've been in bed, erm, on the couch for a few days. By gently pressing on my swollen cheeks I can feel the stubborn masses of bruised tissue. My left cheek is far more swollen than my right, which leads me to believe Dr. P let one of his idiot residents have a go in the OR."
Thursday, January 27, 2011
01.27.11
It is snowing today.
Today's Horoscope: Horoscopes are still bullshit.
If your face is bloated and the inside of your mouth is full of stitches let me be the first to advise you not to watch any Arrested Development. If you can't smile then it follows that you can't laugh either.
Today's Horoscope: Horoscopes are still bullshit.
If your face is bloated and the inside of your mouth is full of stitches let me be the first to advise you not to watch any Arrested Development. If you can't smile then it follows that you can't laugh either.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
01.26.11
It was cold.
Today's Horoscope: Horoscopes are bullshit.
I am in pain. Another surgery. I can't talk and I can't smile or chew because I had 14 fucking screws taken out of my goddamn head. This is shit because everyone always expects me to talk and smile.
Today's Horoscope: Horoscopes are bullshit.
I am in pain. Another surgery. I can't talk and I can't smile or chew because I had 14 fucking screws taken out of my goddamn head. This is shit because everyone always expects me to talk and smile.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
01.25.11
Today is somewhat cold. Definitely overcast, with some winds coming from some direction. I would advise you to wear a coat and a scarf.
Today's Horoscope: Do not place Lincoln logs in your sock drawer unless you have a goldfish. (Source: Bill Hicks)
There are days where my guitaring feels great, feels like I'm coming along, making strides. Other days I feel as though I have done harm to music as a whole. Observe the ramifications: anyone who puts on a Shostakovitch symphony or listens to a Fripp solo will actually enjoy it less thanks to what I've done.
Today's Horoscope: Do not place Lincoln logs in your sock drawer unless you have a goldfish. (Source: Bill Hicks)
There are days where my guitaring feels great, feels like I'm coming along, making strides. Other days I feel as though I have done harm to music as a whole. Observe the ramifications: anyone who puts on a Shostakovitch symphony or listens to a Fripp solo will actually enjoy it less thanks to what I've done.
Monday, January 24, 2011
01.24.11
Today is not too cold, but it is overcast. Slight winds coming from the west. Chance of snow in the night: 40%
Today's Horoscope: Sagittarius constellation contains a dimming star: bad news for your portfolio--if you have one.
Everything that needs to be said about putting down smoking has already been said the last time I quit smoking. I was successful for about 3 months until I relapsed. I cannot say this current attempt has any special gravity that makes it "the one" but so far the withdrawal has been comparably mild. That is until yesterday. I don't want to go on record saying that I quit or that I'm quitting. I will go on record saying that this abstinence has two weeks left in its three week trial period.
I was thinking about my beloved alma mater, DePaul University. The last DePaul party I was at was a bit of a zoo. There's something about these obscenely privileged animals that reminds me always that the rich will always get richer and the poor will always be subservient in some way to whatever stupid fad they adopt.
I know of a lot of fifth year DePaulians; I know of a lot of people who don't look forward to going to classes. I also know of a lot of people who struggle everyday to pay off debt, people who have genuine passion for their fields of study, people who aren't lucky enough to have a rich parental financier backing their insipid and useless academic existence.
Today's Horoscope: Sagittarius constellation contains a dimming star: bad news for your portfolio--if you have one.
Everything that needs to be said about putting down smoking has already been said the last time I quit smoking. I was successful for about 3 months until I relapsed. I cannot say this current attempt has any special gravity that makes it "the one" but so far the withdrawal has been comparably mild. That is until yesterday. I don't want to go on record saying that I quit or that I'm quitting. I will go on record saying that this abstinence has two weeks left in its three week trial period.
I was thinking about my beloved alma mater, DePaul University. The last DePaul party I was at was a bit of a zoo. There's something about these obscenely privileged animals that reminds me always that the rich will always get richer and the poor will always be subservient in some way to whatever stupid fad they adopt.
I know of a lot of fifth year DePaulians; I know of a lot of people who don't look forward to going to classes. I also know of a lot of people who struggle everyday to pay off debt, people who have genuine passion for their fields of study, people who aren't lucky enough to have a rich parental financier backing their insipid and useless academic existence.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
01.23.11
Weather
Today's Horoscope:
The refs are being paid off. They will only call holding on Chicago.
SO, in light of this revelation--that the game is fixed--let us reconsider our bottom 5 states in the union, and where Wisconsin now stands.
Prior to 1.23
45) Indiana
46) Florida
47) Oklahoma
48) Kansas
49) Ohio
50) Michigan
Post 1.23
45) Indiana
46) Florida
47) Oklahoma
48) Wisconsin
49) Michigan
50) Ohio
Note: Since they are both shit-pots Michigan and Ohio usually switch off being the worst state in the union every leap-year; the change was spontaneous.
Today's Horoscope:
The refs are being paid off. They will only call holding on Chicago.
SO, in light of this revelation--that the game is fixed--let us reconsider our bottom 5 states in the union, and where Wisconsin now stands.
Prior to 1.23
45) Indiana
46) Florida
47) Oklahoma
48) Kansas
49) Ohio
50) Michigan
Post 1.23
45) Indiana
46) Florida
47) Oklahoma
48) Wisconsin
49) Michigan
50) Ohio
Note: Since they are both shit-pots Michigan and Ohio usually switch off being the worst state in the union every leap-year; the change was spontaneous.
Friday, January 21, 2011
01.22.11
I'm going out into it today. Call me crazy. I won't have any skin exposure.
Today's Horoscope: I'm updating tomorrow's today because it is the last thing I'm going to want to do tomorrow.
The Weather Today celebrates its 100th post! Hooray! Let's hope for 100 more.
Total Goal: 365
Shout outs:
http://soundout-loud.blogspot.com/ Smashing blog with a healthy set of groin-grabbingly good playlists. Run by a good friend of mine.
http://mentholmountains.blogspot.com/ Good if you're on something. I really like the template, there's another blogspot user that just went with the default setting.
http://www.archive.org/details/walkmen2010-10-13.flac24 Big ups to the brave man who put what is at least more than 1k worth of recording equipment in the middle of the Metro. Let the record show that I only missed this concert to see GBV. GBV won't be around again; the Walkmen certainly will.
Wanna make some noise for all the idiot users of reddit.com, thank you for reminding me of that old timey internet maxim, "The internet makes you stupid."
Extra special props to my woman, my boo, Justine for helping me out by not only abiding by this blog shit but with my bloody face as well.
Today's Horoscope: I'm updating tomorrow's today because it is the last thing I'm going to want to do tomorrow.
The Weather Today celebrates its 100th post! Hooray! Let's hope for 100 more.
Total Goal: 365
Shout outs:
http://soundout-loud.blogspot.com/ Smashing blog with a healthy set of groin-grabbingly good playlists. Run by a good friend of mine.
http://mentholmountains.blogspot.com/ Good if you're on something. I really like the template, there's another blogspot user that just went with the default setting.
http://www.archive.org/details/walkmen2010-10-13.flac24 Big ups to the brave man who put what is at least more than 1k worth of recording equipment in the middle of the Metro. Let the record show that I only missed this concert to see GBV. GBV won't be around again; the Walkmen certainly will.
Wanna make some noise for all the idiot users of reddit.com, thank you for reminding me of that old timey internet maxim, "The internet makes you stupid."
Extra special props to my woman, my boo, Justine for helping me out by not only abiding by this blog shit but with my bloody face as well.
01.21.11
It is very very cold outside. I'd go check it out but my nasal tissue is still kinda tender.
Today's Horoscope: Don't take online courses this year if you are a Scorpio.
I tried reading The White Man's Burden by Someone Easterly. It is about how aid to Africa isn't all it is cracked up to be. I got about 50 pages in and decided not to read this book. It was a very boring book.
Instead I'd like to recommend I Found This Funny, edited by Judd Apatow. The first story, A Mother's Tale by James Agee is the saddest thing I have read since the first few pages of some Selby Jr. book that I couldn't stand to read. (A big Fuck You to my old boss for encouraging me to read that btw.)
I recall one Tim S. gave me back my copy of Vollmann's The Royal Family. He returned it after 5 years and part of it was singed from a fire. He is a bastard.
Today's Horoscope: Don't take online courses this year if you are a Scorpio.
I tried reading The White Man's Burden by Someone Easterly. It is about how aid to Africa isn't all it is cracked up to be. I got about 50 pages in and decided not to read this book. It was a very boring book.
Instead I'd like to recommend I Found This Funny, edited by Judd Apatow. The first story, A Mother's Tale by James Agee is the saddest thing I have read since the first few pages of some Selby Jr. book that I couldn't stand to read. (A big Fuck You to my old boss for encouraging me to read that btw.)
I recall one Tim S. gave me back my copy of Vollmann's The Royal Family. He returned it after 5 years and part of it was singed from a fire. He is a bastard.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
1.20.11
Today is sunny. Nice and sunny.
Today's Horoscope: I've been reading a lot about the Voyager and Pioneer projects that NASA set up awhile back. Very interesting stuff.
Waiting around in doctors office. Slumped over in vicodin haze.
Today's Horoscope: I've been reading a lot about the Voyager and Pioneer projects that NASA set up awhile back. Very interesting stuff.
Waiting around in doctors office. Slumped over in vicodin haze.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
01.19.11
The sun is setting and illuminating the clouds. It snowed earlier.
Today's Horoscope: Ronald Reagen was really big into horoscopes. Like, plan-your-daily-schedule-around-what-your-astrologer-sez big into horoscopes.
I'm all packed full of blood. Gauze is strapped around my face. I am in pain but I am still full of anesthesia drugs. My last memory was of a nurse putting a syringe full of white cream into my IV drip.
Today's Horoscope: Ronald Reagen was really big into horoscopes. Like, plan-your-daily-schedule-around-what-your-astrologer-sez big into horoscopes.
I'm all packed full of blood. Gauze is strapped around my face. I am in pain but I am still full of anesthesia drugs. My last memory was of a nurse putting a syringe full of white cream into my IV drip.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
01.18.11
It rained last night so the sidewalks and roads are slippery as shit.
Today's Horoscope: Something something astrology something.
Tomorrow I am undergoing a minimally invasive surgical procedure. It's really nothing dangerous, and I only agreed to it because a) I'm insured and b) I enjoy breathing out of my right nostril. Why am I telling you this? Because I am going to update the weather afterward, which could be all sorts of interesting.
By the way the new Smith Westerns is cherry as all get out.
Today's Horoscope: Something something astrology something.
Tomorrow I am undergoing a minimally invasive surgical procedure. It's really nothing dangerous, and I only agreed to it because a) I'm insured and b) I enjoy breathing out of my right nostril. Why am I telling you this? Because I am going to update the weather afterward, which could be all sorts of interesting.
By the way the new Smith Westerns is cherry as all get out.
Monday, January 17, 2011
01.17.11
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathhhhhhhhhhhhhhherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Today's Horoscope: 5
!!!
Today's Horoscope: 5
!!!
Sunday, January 16, 2011
01.16.11
Today is kinda cold. Snowed earlier. Hyep--that's about it.
Today's Horoscope: We may have killed two Seahawks today. If modern medicine can't get them back on the field then astrology certainly will (not.)
It was an exciting game. I don't know enough about football to level some readable amateur sports writing. We won.
Album of the Week: It's a three-way tie. Yes, I have not been consistent with this feature for at least three weeks so I'm going to give the award out three times and try and remember to do this every Sunday.
(In no specific order)
1) Skeletal Lamping --Of Montreal. Sick quality. In a way they kind of remind me of MSI if MSI were good. (That's a cheap shot against MSI, I know, whatever.)
2) Dye it Blonde --Smith Westerns. I just got this one. It's fresh and I think it is a few days behind its official release date. Maybe I shouldn't write about this one for legal reasons.
3) Play it Strange --The Fresh and Onlys. This one's been on the back burner for awhile, I've been neglectful. This is stupid because their other two releases are some of my favorite albums, they get cycled in pretty damn frequently. Tropical Island Suite came up on shuffle and PIS is now going to be something of a fixture.
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
1) Get Up With It --Miles Davis. If I could ever meet MD I'd smack him in the face as hard as I could because I know he'd cop some sour asshole attitude with me.
2) NYCtaper.com's Top 25 Live Performances --VA. I've got to get this on my Ipod before I hit the road in like, 30 minutes. Is that enough time?
3) The Dirt Merchant's LP --The Dirt Merchants. I don't know what's on it or when it's coming out or if it even exists. But I'm still looking forward to hearing it.
4) Abbey Road --The Beatles. I've been trying to get that epic Sun King through Her Majesty sequence down on the guitar. I am having limited success.
The guitar is an insturment whose strings are taut. I am glad they have no biological features because being pulled like that must hurt. Tuning up would be like some medieval torture routine.
Today's Horoscope: We may have killed two Seahawks today. If modern medicine can't get them back on the field then astrology certainly will (not.)
It was an exciting game. I don't know enough about football to level some readable amateur sports writing. We won.
Album of the Week: It's a three-way tie. Yes, I have not been consistent with this feature for at least three weeks so I'm going to give the award out three times and try and remember to do this every Sunday.
(In no specific order)
1) Skeletal Lamping --Of Montreal. Sick quality. In a way they kind of remind me of MSI if MSI were good. (That's a cheap shot against MSI, I know, whatever.)
2) Dye it Blonde --Smith Westerns. I just got this one. It's fresh and I think it is a few days behind its official release date. Maybe I shouldn't write about this one for legal reasons.
3) Play it Strange --The Fresh and Onlys. This one's been on the back burner for awhile, I've been neglectful. This is stupid because their other two releases are some of my favorite albums, they get cycled in pretty damn frequently. Tropical Island Suite came up on shuffle and PIS is now going to be something of a fixture.
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
1) Get Up With It --Miles Davis. If I could ever meet MD I'd smack him in the face as hard as I could because I know he'd cop some sour asshole attitude with me.
2) NYCtaper.com's Top 25 Live Performances --VA. I've got to get this on my Ipod before I hit the road in like, 30 minutes. Is that enough time?
3) The Dirt Merchant's LP --The Dirt Merchants. I don't know what's on it or when it's coming out or if it even exists. But I'm still looking forward to hearing it.
4) Abbey Road --The Beatles. I've been trying to get that epic Sun King through Her Majesty sequence down on the guitar. I am having limited success.
The guitar is an insturment whose strings are taut. I am glad they have no biological features because being pulled like that must hurt. Tuning up would be like some medieval torture routine.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Friday, January 14, 2011
01.14.11
Wow we dodged a Friday the 13th type situation, didn't we? It is cold out.
Today's Horoscope: Good news for anyone laying down bones or drinking at the Brewery.
A dream: Fragmented, of course. I was going between the city and the beach. In the water I thought "I should just stay in the water forever, it will make me strong." And I kept catching waves that kept going further and further inland; big waves too, but nothing scary. At one point a wave brought me pretty far inland and into the presence of my relatives. I looked up and saw a skyscraper and I remember saying with glee "cool a skyscraper!" and I looked and saw the city of Chicago's skyline broken up into clusters all around my peripheral, just like they are in China. Waves kept coming in, and people on surf-boards kept flying by as if frictionless, such was their speed. A surfboard, bright red, appeared beneath me and the last thing I remember was seeing the city in the sea.
Caught 1408 with Justine, great film.
Caught some crazy performance art at the MOCA with Justine too, some madness relevant to constellations in the sky. People's jobs. Contemporary art pisses me off.
Today's Horoscope: Good news for anyone laying down bones or drinking at the Brewery.
A dream: Fragmented, of course. I was going between the city and the beach. In the water I thought "I should just stay in the water forever, it will make me strong." And I kept catching waves that kept going further and further inland; big waves too, but nothing scary. At one point a wave brought me pretty far inland and into the presence of my relatives. I looked up and saw a skyscraper and I remember saying with glee "cool a skyscraper!" and I looked and saw the city of Chicago's skyline broken up into clusters all around my peripheral, just like they are in China. Waves kept coming in, and people on surf-boards kept flying by as if frictionless, such was their speed. A surfboard, bright red, appeared beneath me and the last thing I remember was seeing the city in the sea.
Caught 1408 with Justine, great film.
Caught some crazy performance art at the MOCA with Justine too, some madness relevant to constellations in the sky. People's jobs. Contemporary art pisses me off.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
01.12.11
It is nice and sunny out today. A worthwhile compliment to yesterday's snow.
Today's Horoscope: 2 eggs, a quarter pound of salmon, 3 cups of olive oil, a generous splattering of hot sauce. Fry it in the skillet until it is black and burnt and you might just make a few enemies.
I'm closing in on Richards' book. Slumps a bit after the Exile tour, but once he gets into slamming Jagger it gets pretty funny. Apparently the Stones used to talk shit about Jagger right in front of him by calling him Brenda. Some very funny comments on Jagger's solo albums, She's The Boss "That's right, she is," and Goddess in the Doorway "Dogshit in the Doorway."
With about 100 pages to go I have to say that Richards is, if anything, pretty self-serving. But that's the nature of the memoir I guess. I'm sure there's some inconsistency between my journal and any parallel account.
EDIT: If you want an example of the self-serves you will note that about 5 fires follow Richards in his life as a heroin addict. He usually attributes them to faulty wiring.
Today's Horoscope: 2 eggs, a quarter pound of salmon, 3 cups of olive oil, a generous splattering of hot sauce. Fry it in the skillet until it is black and burnt and you might just make a few enemies.
I'm closing in on Richards' book. Slumps a bit after the Exile tour, but once he gets into slamming Jagger it gets pretty funny. Apparently the Stones used to talk shit about Jagger right in front of him by calling him Brenda. Some very funny comments on Jagger's solo albums, She's The Boss "That's right, she is," and Goddess in the Doorway "Dogshit in the Doorway."
With about 100 pages to go I have to say that Richards is, if anything, pretty self-serving. But that's the nature of the memoir I guess. I'm sure there's some inconsistency between my journal and any parallel account.
EDIT: If you want an example of the self-serves you will note that about 5 fires follow Richards in his life as a heroin addict. He usually attributes them to faulty wiring.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
01.11.11
It is snowing quite a bit today. While writing that sentence I was interrupted by the phone twice.
Today's Horoscope: I'm pretty sure I've harped on this before: Only when I have prior engagements, only when I'm sick or immobile, only during these times do the calls come rolling in. Normally I'm pretty unpopular (and that's cool, I enjoy my privacy) but when I don't want to be popular then I am. (It's a shitty sentence. Don't read it again.)
Once again the struggle to put them cigarettes down is on. With initial success comes devastating counter-attacks.
Turns out Bernie Mac's ashes are scattered right around here in Homewood. Isn't that something else?
Today's Horoscope: I'm pretty sure I've harped on this before: Only when I have prior engagements, only when I'm sick or immobile, only during these times do the calls come rolling in. Normally I'm pretty unpopular (and that's cool, I enjoy my privacy) but when I don't want to be popular then I am. (It's a shitty sentence. Don't read it again.)
Once again the struggle to put them cigarettes down is on. With initial success comes devastating counter-attacks.
Turns out Bernie Mac's ashes are scattered right around here in Homewood. Isn't that something else?
Sunday, January 9, 2011
01.10.11
I don't really care what the weather is like today. I never go outside during the winter.
Today's Horoscope: The soundtrack for Kill Bill vol. 2 is one of my all time favorites. So is the Fear and Loathing soundtrack, the Lost Highway soundtrack. The Powwaqatsi and Koyaanisqatsi soundtracks are awesome. Those are all I can think of right now.
People who won't answer my E-mails:
Eric Schmidt (google CEO)
Eddy Clearwater (fellow lefty bluesman)
Iben Hjejle (hottie)
Yoshitaka Amano (artist)
Louise Bourgeois (artist)
Cherise Beuamont (curator, Helen Keller Kids Museum*)
Sean Lennon (leech)
*If your reply can be distilled down to "never write again or we will call the police," then it doesn't count.
Today's Horoscope: The soundtrack for Kill Bill vol. 2 is one of my all time favorites. So is the Fear and Loathing soundtrack, the Lost Highway soundtrack. The Powwaqatsi and Koyaanisqatsi soundtracks are awesome. Those are all I can think of right now.
People who won't answer my E-mails:
Eric Schmidt (google CEO)
Eddy Clearwater (fellow lefty bluesman)
Iben Hjejle (hottie)
Yoshitaka Amano (artist)
Louise Bourgeois (artist)
Cherise Beuamont (curator, Helen Keller Kids Museum*)
Sean Lennon (leech)
*If your reply can be distilled down to "never write again or we will call the police," then it doesn't count.
01.09.10
Today the outdoors look nice. I'm on the winning end of a cold so I may or may not pop outside for a while.
Today's Horoscope: It was irresponsible of me to not voice my concerns over Ted Williams when he first came onto the scene. Now I feel like an ambulance chaser going after the man's credibility. From the moment I saw him in that clip I knew something was up with him. Turns out he has 5 kids between 2 women, all of whom he deserted. Cool voice tho'.
But I'll lay off. I like those kinda rags-to-riches stories. Like the Arabian Nights story where that guy gets fucked with by some prince but then kills the prince and then becomes the prince.
Today's Horoscope: It was irresponsible of me to not voice my concerns over Ted Williams when he first came onto the scene. Now I feel like an ambulance chaser going after the man's credibility. From the moment I saw him in that clip I knew something was up with him. Turns out he has 5 kids between 2 women, all of whom he deserted. Cool voice tho'.
But I'll lay off. I like those kinda rags-to-riches stories. Like the Arabian Nights story where that guy gets fucked with by some prince but then kills the prince and then becomes the prince.
Saturday, January 8, 2011
01.08.10
Cho! This is starting to become The Weather Tonight. Unbelievable.
Today's Horoscope: The next few song lyrics you hear will be relevant to what's going on.
Loss for words. Just finished Dr. Bloodmoney by PKD. Working fast into Life by Keith Richards. Christ what an asshole.
Today's Horoscope: The next few song lyrics you hear will be relevant to what's going on.
Loss for words. Just finished Dr. Bloodmoney by PKD. Working fast into Life by Keith Richards. Christ what an asshole.
Friday, January 7, 2011
01.07.10
It snowed today!
Today's Horoscope: As of the time of this writing we are 74-69, Bulls down. Boozer is pulling out some magic here. Rose, well, someone needs to give him a swift kick in the ass (but he could always heat up again--no--he just fucked up a drive). Hope we get back up.
I'm shocked and appalled by ____________ because ___________ is a ___________. Furthermore __________ needs to _______________________ and then _________ his _________ into his _______ so that __________ can finally stop ___________ her ________. _________!
Today's Horoscope: As of the time of this writing we are 74-69, Bulls down. Boozer is pulling out some magic here. Rose, well, someone needs to give him a swift kick in the ass (but he could always heat up again--no--he just fucked up a drive). Hope we get back up.
I'm shocked and appalled by ____________ because ___________ is a ___________. Furthermore __________ needs to _______________________ and then _________ his _________ into his _______ so that __________ can finally stop ___________ her ________. _________!
Thursday, January 6, 2011
01.06.10
Today is full of mucus and phlegm and coughs. Stay in, nah.
Today's Horoscope: Same as it ever was.
I won't apologize for my remarks about Justine, however I should point out that if her head is empty then mine is a black hole. If you would like to ask her about my stupidity you should plan ahead by bringing a comfy chair and some snacks. It might take awhile.
Today's Horoscope: Same as it ever was.
I won't apologize for my remarks about Justine, however I should point out that if her head is empty then mine is a black hole. If you would like to ask her about my stupidity you should plan ahead by bringing a comfy chair and some snacks. It might take awhile.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
01.05.11
Today was kinda cold.
Today's Horoscope: Is the infection viral or bacterial?
Great dinner at the Maine in RGRS PRK today. Justine ordered the mussels and got all surprised when they tasted like-a-shit. Bless her empty little head.
Today's Horoscope: Is the infection viral or bacterial?
Great dinner at the Maine in RGRS PRK today. Justine ordered the mussels and got all surprised when they tasted like-a-shit. Bless her empty little head.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
01.04.10
Today is sunny and cold, take it from me, I was just outside. Sheesh.
Today's Horoscope: Draw a picture of an emotion. I drew complacency: it was a line that turned into a spiral.
Cool stuff on the web. Behold: Cool Sci-Fi paintings, found via Metafilter. Makes me want to pull out a sci-fi novel. I used to read a lot of sci-fi.
Painting 61 is my favorite.
Some of the Warhammer paintings reminded me of this little gem.
Today's Horoscope: Draw a picture of an emotion. I drew complacency: it was a line that turned into a spiral.
Cool stuff on the web. Behold: Cool Sci-Fi paintings, found via Metafilter. Makes me want to pull out a sci-fi novel. I used to read a lot of sci-fi.
Painting 61 is my favorite.
Some of the Warhammer paintings reminded me of this little gem.
Sunday, January 2, 2011
01.03.10
Today should be ok.
Today's Horoscope: Bad news at Green Bay today. Don't matter. I thought it was fixed until I saw that fuckin defensive set right at the endzone at the last minute of the 3rd. Nice.
Finished Zinn's book. Classy stuff. Playing GTA4 for the night. Cheat codes in this game are cell phone numbers, and since I don't have a pencil nearby I put the numbers in my phone. I hope I don't ever accidentally call "Guns" or "Car" in the future.
Today's Horoscope: Bad news at Green Bay today. Don't matter. I thought it was fixed until I saw that fuckin defensive set right at the endzone at the last minute of the 3rd. Nice.
Finished Zinn's book. Classy stuff. Playing GTA4 for the night. Cheat codes in this game are cell phone numbers, and since I don't have a pencil nearby I put the numbers in my phone. I hope I don't ever accidentally call "Guns" or "Car" in the future.
01.02.11
Today is sunny and cold.
Today's Horoscope: I was thinking just now that when October rolls around I oughta change this part to "Today's HORRORscope" and like, you know, write something really scary.
I don't want to apologize for yesterday's remarks concerning Stevens et. all, but I do want to say that that's the most political this thing is going to get. Any review of my past political agenda shows one consistency: it is in constant flux. I treat politics like mix-tapes. Everyone wants to give you their mix-tape, everyone has tons of variety limited to a certain realm of genres. Everyone wants you to listen to their favorite songs. That's how I see politics in America.
Now, politicians in America, that's different. Those people remind me of the person who shows up to the game wearing nothing but paint and a thong.
Today's Horoscope: I was thinking just now that when October rolls around I oughta change this part to "Today's HORRORscope" and like, you know, write something really scary.
I don't want to apologize for yesterday's remarks concerning Stevens et. all, but I do want to say that that's the most political this thing is going to get. Any review of my past political agenda shows one consistency: it is in constant flux. I treat politics like mix-tapes. Everyone wants to give you their mix-tape, everyone has tons of variety limited to a certain realm of genres. Everyone wants you to listen to their favorite songs. That's how I see politics in America.
Now, politicians in America, that's different. Those people remind me of the person who shows up to the game wearing nothing but paint and a thong.
Saturday, January 1, 2011
01.01.11
YEAR IN REVIEW
Today's Horoscope: Unimportant.
Well, 2010 was a busy year. I graduated from college. I got into fights. I resolved conflict. I was busy.
Let us remember those who passed.
Sen. Ted Stevens, Jimmy Dean: I hope you two are having a fine time burning in Hell.
(Mr. Gingrich, if I could make trades for whom has been shoved off this mortal coil you too would be in Hell and Dennis Hopper would still be with us.)
Today's Horoscope: Unimportant.
Well, 2010 was a busy year. I graduated from college. I got into fights. I resolved conflict. I was busy.
Let us remember those who passed.
Sen. Ted Stevens, Jimmy Dean: I hope you two are having a fine time burning in Hell.
(Mr. Gingrich, if I could make trades for whom has been shoved off this mortal coil you too would be in Hell and Dennis Hopper would still be with us.)
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