Today the snow is melting into ice. Be careful on the roads, assholes.
Today's Horoscope: That's one small step for man...one (breathe in) giant leap...for mankind.
From Zinn's History of America:
"Howard Zinn's teeth clenched as Washington placed his pen on the parchment. 'Sign it.' said Zinn. 'But...but...but--' stammered George Washington, fear in his dilated eyes and the faint smell of urine emanating from his pantaloons. 'Sign the document' Zinn said with air pushing fast through his teeth. George's pen started to move gingerly, staining the foul and acrid parchment with his vile signature. Upon the last swoop of the N Zinn unleashed with lightning speed his .38 caliber pistol and murdered the first president of the republic. 'Good work' said Howard Zinn." (P. 79)
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