Today we will see an unprecedented meteorological event of biblical proportions. There's no stopping it, and there's no preparation against it, all you can do is stay seated and wait. Wait.
Today's Horoscope: According to the "Scientific Community" the amount of stars in the universe is three times greater than previously thought. When I brought this up in conversation last night I got some pretty incredulous responses. I don't think anyone believed me.
My Super Chorus pedal keeps popping up in my dreams. (All my dreams are nightmares btw.) One time it showed up as a paperweight on someone's desk. More than once it magically devolved into a normal chorus pedal. Maybe I should give it back to its rightful owner.
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