Friday, December 24, 2010

12.24.10

Today might be described as a "White Christmas."

Today's Horoscope: Your holiday fortune may or may not involve burned fields of broken human civilization that extends as far as the eye can see.

Justine hooked me up with Zinn's History of America. So far so good, in fact, I like it so much that I would like to quote some of my favorite passages while I go through the vast yarn of American History as told by the Eternal Historical figure Howard Zinn, whose adventures through the space and time of Americana is said by him to be "100 percent true." (P. 5)

Here's a good one:

"And so Howard Zinn [always referred to in the third person in the book btw --Charlie] landed on the shores of modern day Cuba after a long and treacherous voyage. His first course of action was to break the locals' spirits by shattering their Priest-King's spine over his iron knee and drinking his ever flowing cerebral-spinal fluid, whose greyish and pulpy density flowed like sweet summertime Mead into Howard Zinn's maw." (P. 12)

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