Today oughta be a real winner. What is amazing about this is that it will still be cold and shitty, but we can always draw inspiration from the true story of the Jamaican bobsled team that won the gold medal in the Olympics.
Today's Horoscope:
These flamin' hot cheetoes are going to kill me. All day I've been asshole enough to jam a chili-powdered finger into my ears and eyes.
I had something else I was going to write, but I can't remember it just now.
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