Today's weather is extremely nice. I'm not technically a "meteorologist" but I do have evidence to establish the theory that the weather itself is just trying to impress my blog. The weather is very vain.
Today's Horoscope: Sometimes it is necessary to point out the existence of large, intricate social designs that are both invisible and possibly entirely imagined. Sure, you might sound crazy.
Anxiously waiting for a phone interview over Skype. I've never been a good Skyper and I don't do it enough to feel comfortable. What my prospective employer out in beautiful Guangxi province does not know is that there is not a pair of nice pants to go with this shirt, for I am wearing my basketball shorts. Furthermore, only a small vantage of my room is clean. My integrity will compensate for all this Hollywood fakery.
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