Today is probably going to be grey. It has been raining in moderate degrees all evening. The Doppler (since I last checked) revealed a light-green blur around the Elgin area.
Today's Horoscope: The memories of JFK that you never had, nor ever will, are going to rip you apart as you try to go to sleep. If you are an Aquarius you can remedy this by picturing yourself on a porch, with a banjo.
Actual conversation circa yesterday morning:
Me: Do you think I'm stupid?
Justine: No I think you're just an asshole.
Me: Why am I an asshole?
Justine: Why are you an asshole?
A good woman makes you think.
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